Wednesday, October 21, 2009 10:48 PM CDT
COLUMN: 'Good without God' seems to turn nothing into a bit of something to brag about
By PENNY WEAVER, News Editor pweaver@jg-tc.com
I’m pretty excited about what I’m sure will be a revolutionary new wave in advertising and marketing after Monday arrives.
God is to be thanked for this — so, rock on, Big Guy.
More accurately, the lack of God is at the root of this soon-to-be new movement. So, the real thanks go to ... no one.
If you don’t yet know what I’m babbling — uh, I mean, talking — about now, you didn’t see CNN’s story this week on a new ad campaign in the subway stations of New York.
CNN reports that a coalition of atheist groups hopes that its posters, placed starting Monday in a dozen Manhattan subway stops where millions of New Yorkers pass by, will raise awareness about people who don’t believe in a god.
Over an image of a blue sky with puffy white clouds, the ads will say, “A million New Yorkers are good without God. Are you?”
The Big Apple Coalition of Reason — I just love that name — wants to raise awareness about the city’s secular community, encourage discussion about religion and morality, and support activity in groups that foster social community for non-believing New Yorkers, CNN reported.
The atheist ads aren’t designed to be anti-religion, coalition leaders said.
They point out that the American Religious Identification Survey out earlier this year found that 15 percent of people in 2008 chose “none” as their religion, up from 8 percent in 1990. That means that “no religion” is the fastest-growing religious affiliation in the country, CNN reported.
Leaders in these atheist groups note that folks don’t have to have religion to be good people and contribute positively to society. Well, I certainly think that’s true.
But do you see where this is going? Remember this moment and where you were when you first read this.
Years ago, some businesses started mentioning their competitors in their commercials. That would be if McDonald’s mentioned Jack in the Box by name in pushing their message that McDonald’s is the best.
Some companies went to court to try to keep their rivals from using their names, but judges allowed it. Now, they’ll have an even bigger gun in their arsenal.
I can hear it now; McDonald’s ads will chortle: “2 million Americans are good without Whataburger food today. Are you?”
It’ll be an ad campaign that is so successful that it spills over into popular culture. You’ll start using in in everyday conversations before you know it.
“I’m good without Metamucil today. Are you?” you’ll ask your friends after church on Sunday — whoops, bad example.
You’ll hear your teenagers say to each other, “All my friends are good without math homework today. Can’t I be?”
Suddenly, we’ll be bragging about what we don’t need, rather than what we have. “Nothing” will be the new “something,” and, thankfully, everyone will be able to afford it.
The “Got Milk?” mantra will shift to “Don’t got milk!”, sending shudders through the very cores of English teachers across the nation. Politics will convert to the new non-needy society. “Most voters are good without Candidate X,” will go Candidate Y’s campaign slogan. “Are you?”
Still, there will be drawbacks to this we-don’t-need-no-stinking-god thing. When you hear that your first cousin’s neighbor’s uncle was almost run over by a hurtling pickup truck full of cheerleaders, what will you say? “Thank God” is out. “I’m good without a flat-as-a-pancake cousin’s neighbor’s uncle. Aren’t you?” you’ll have to opine to relatives.
What about all those couples every day in, um, amorous circumstances? They can’t say “Oh God!” in this society. I suppose “Oh!” will have to suffice, but it doesn’t really have the “oomph” of two syllables.
Don’t get me wrong — it’s no skin off my nose if people don’t believe in God. If someone’s an atheist or whatever, I don’t care; that’s their business. And I don’t think a person has to be religious to be good; that’s just silly. Whatever one’s beliefs, some things are universal: e.g., being nice to others.
I admit that I find it hard to imagine — this whole non-believing thing. God is real to me, and I certainly don’t know what I’d do without Him in my life. I surely do need Him, ’cause I need all the help I can get to be a better person.
But I can’t prove that God exists — certainly not scientifically. I believe that he does — firmly, absolutely. But that’s faith — that’s not science; it’s not “provable.” I guess it’s easy, in a way, to be an atheist. You don’t have anything to prove. What you see is what you get.
I can understand that. And I surely don’t think most people try to be good human beings ONLY because of God — the “threat” of retribution such as not going to Heaven, or the motivation of doing good things because it pleases God.
I like to think most of us do good, at least in part, simply because it’s good. We do what’s right because it’s right, don’t we? That’s not the only reason, but it’s a pretty good one.
So some of us believe in God and others think He’s a fantasy to keep religions going and control the masses. That’s OK. That’s why we live in America — it’s a free country. We have both freedom of religion and freedom from religion.
I certainly hope I’m good without God as the taskmaster over my shoulder. I couldn’t say I’m good without having God at all in my life, but I imagine some folks are.
What I’d really be good without are stupid people. And how about companies that keep making toilet paper rolls more narrow and still charge the same price, thinking consumers won’t notice? I’d be good without them.
I’m good without lima beans. I’m good without antacids, most of the time.
I’d say I’m good without chocolate, too, but I’m better with it.
How about you?
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jrhendren wrote on Oct 21, 2009 11:35 PM: