Monday, December 17, 2007 12:20 AM CST
COLUMN: People could ask the same question today
By Bill Lair, Managing Editor blair@jg-tc.com
Some of you longtime readers may remember Mike Royko.
Mike Royko was a terrific Chicago newspaper columnist who had a knack for getting to the heart of many issues. Late in his career, his columns were syndicated by Tribune Media, enabling the Times-Courier and Journal Gazette to publish some of his columns for several years before he died in 1997.
Royko was one of my favorite writers. I started reading his columns in the 1970s when I lived in the Chicago area. Occasionally, I get out one of several books that are collections of some of his columns. In reading one book recently, I came across a column that could have been written today.
On our Web site, readers have been debating Christianity, while religion continues to be at the root of instability and bloodshed in the Middle East.
I thought I would share some of Royko’s thoughts from a column written more than 25 years ago, in May 1981. The headline was “Dear God: Why?”
“Dear God:
“I know how busy you must be with a whole universe to worry about. That’s why it occurred to me that you don’t have time to read our papers and your TV reception might not be good. So I thought I’d drop you a note about how things are going here.
“Well, things couldn’t be going any better, at least as far as your image is concerned. You wouldn’t believe how well loved you are on this planet today and how much is being done in your name.
“I hardly know where to start, there’s so much going on. So I might as well start in Northern Ireland, where you’ve always been very big. Ah, what religious fervor can be found there.
“The Irish Protestants are so devoted to you that they do everything possible to make life miserable for the Irish Catholics, because they don’t think the Irish Catholics have the right approach toward worshipping you.
“And the Irish Catholics do what they can to make life miserable for the Irish Protestants for essentially the same reason.
“In their great love for you, they shoot at one another, bomb one another, set one another afire, and kill little children, bystanders, cops, soldiers, and old ladies, and some are now committing suicide by starvation.
“Then each side buries its dead, goes to church, and gives thanks to you for being on its side. It is very touching.
“You’re also highly regarded in a country called Lebanon, where just about everyone believes in you, although they don’t agree on what you should be called.
“In that country, there are Moslems and Christians and they’ve created different sets of rules for worshipping you. Naturally, they say you have sent the rules down to them. I don’t know if that’s true or not, but if I may make a suggestion: If it’s true that you gave them the word, it would really simplify things if there were only one set of rules. It would cause less hard feelings.
“But such details aside, they are expressing their devotion to you by killing each other by the hundreds. I guess they figure that if one side can wipe the other side out, it will prove that their way of worshipping you is correct, and you’ll be pleased with them.
“So every day, they lob shells at one another and blow up the usual men, women, children, bystanders, old ladies, and stray dogs. And every day, they take a few moments out to thank you for your support and to promise that they’ll continue their efforts in your behalf.
“Now, not far from there are countries called Iraq and Iran. The Moslems in those countries basically agree on what to call you, but they disagree on some details concerning how best to worship you. So they’re killing one another, too.
“Just a short missile ride away, there’s a lot of religious action going on between a country called Israel and just about everyone else in that neighborhood.
“The people in Israel also have their own set of rules for worshipping you, which they say you passed on to them. And they claim that you look more favorably upon them than upon anyone else. This has always caused a lot of hard feelings because a lot of other groups figure that they’re your favorites.
“Israel’s claim that they’re No. 1 has also made some people wonder this: If the Jews, after all they’ve been through over the centuries, are really your chosen people, what do you do to somebody you don’t like?
“Anyway, the Jews and their Moslem neighbors — both of whom claim your complete support — have been going at it for about 30 years. But I don’t think they’ll ever equal Ireland’s record because they’ll all eventually have nuclear bombs. Boy, when they start throwing those around, will you have a crowd showing up.
“Oh, and I can’t forget to mention this final item. Somebody just shot the pope. As you know, he’s the leader of one of your largest groups of followers here. A very peaceful, nonviolent man, by the way, although his followers have been known to shed a few million gallons of blood when their tempers are up.
“Anyway, the man who shot him apparently did it because of his devotion to you. This fellow seems to think the pope was in some way responsible for somebody invading the sacred mosque of his religion in a place called Mecca. That, of course, was an insult to you, so he got even in your behalf by shooting the pope.
“Well, I know you’re busy, so that’s all for now.
“P.S. I never believed any of those stories going around a few years ago that ‘God is dead.’ How could you be? We don’t have one weapon that can shoot that far.”
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father bob wrote on Dec 17, 2007 9:14 AM: