Thursday, December 13, 2007 12:20 AM CST
COLUMN: Sorry to choose a middle ground, but smoking ban is a mixed blessing
By PENNY WEAVER, Night news editor pweaver@jg-tc.com
Eureka! I finally figured out why I’m so boring.
Oh, I know — those who don’t like my columns would be happy to make me a list corresponding to the origins of my mediocrity, but I don’t need it now. I’ve got the answer:
I’m just not extreme enough.
Recent debate over the anti-smoking law that will take effect Jan. 1 in Illinois has helped me uncover the root of my blandness.
Folks on our Web site, as usual, are largely on opposite ends of the spectrum on this issue.
One commenter laments that the state is “raping the smoker again.” Wow. That’s strong language.
Another looks forward to the ban, when people — children, in particular — will no more be “forced to breathe dangerous, foul smelling and carcinogenic laced second hand smoke.” Gosh — that’s pretty graphic too.
Boring as usual, I support the smoking ban for the most part. I do not think preventing people from smoking in public — and therefore subjecting others to secondhand smoke — is a bad idea. No one should have to breathe tobacco smoke against their will.
At the same time, I’m wary of many aspects of this ban, such as the state telling a restaurant or bar owner, for example, that they have no choice but to ban smoking in their own establishment. It seems to me that if a business owner in America wants to allow smoking, that should be his prerogative.
Then if customers don’t like the smoke, they won’t go there. Is that so hard?
I don’t see the point if the state tries to ban smoking in outdoor arenas, though, as another example. If I’m at a baseball game — yeah, like that would happen — and someone’s cigarette smoke drifts my way, I’m pretty sure both my feet work well enough that I can move.
But see, that’s why I’m boring. I’m usually a middle-of-the-road kind of gal. My dad always said that if you find the midpoint between two far extremes, then that is probably closest to the truth on most any topic.
So normally, I can see both sides to an issue and empathize with both extremes, even if I disagree. I even think compromise (gasp!) is a good thing.
Now I understand — no wonder I like beige and off-white colors painted on my living room and dining room walls! It’s a given, too, that I like to wear basic colors like black and navy blue.
Such choices are not extreme. They’re not wild. They’re boring — and so am I.
If I were more interesting, I would join the smoking crowd and wail about the state taxing my cigarettes to high heaven and picking on me because I choose to smoke.
I’d probably consider moving to another state once the Illinois public smoking ban goes into place. I’d try to claim that no one can prove that secondhand smoke is a health hazard, despite all evidence to the contrary.
If I walked a little more on the edge, I might join rabid anti-smoking folks and demand that our government prohibit smoking in any way, shape or form, because, after all, that smoke goes into the air, and we all breathe the same air on the same Earth.
Come to think of it, I think SUVs should be banned, because they use more gasoline and spew more greenhouse gases into the air, and that’s the air that I breathe, so anything anyone else does affects me; therefore, I should be able to control what everyone else does.
While we’re at it, have you seen some of the ugly vehicles on the road these days? I say, let’s ban any car made in that burnt orange color, or some of those ugly boxy vehicles, like the Scion xB. Sure, many people like them, but I don’t, so let’s ban them. Looking at them makes my eyes water, and that’s just not healthy.
Well, yeah, okay — that’s a little extreme even for extremists.
I guess I’ll just have to stay boring. I simply can’t see what’s wrong with finding some middle ground on most issues.
Public places which people must go to — courthouses and other government buildings, for example — should not allow smoking indoors. Most business owners should be able decide for themselves if they will allow smoking or not, and then potential customers can decide if they want to frequent those establishments or not.
Smokers should be considerate and try to keep a distance from others when they can, and non-smokers should simply keep their distance, too, if they don’t want to inhale smoke in an outdoor setting. That’s called compromise.
I know, I know — it’s boring. But if it were up to me, we’d compromise a little more than we have on this issue. The state relies too much on revenue from so-called “sin taxes,” particularly on tobacco. Plus, if the substance is legal, what is the rationale for taxing it so heavily as opposed to other products?
As a non-smoker, I don’t want to breathe cigarette smoke. Sure, I’ve actually smoked a cigarette a few times over the years — mostly to shock friends who seem to think I’m a straight arrow, so to speak — you know, boring.
But I’m trying to be a little more interesting. I bet this column can tick off both smokers and non-smokers.
Cool! Before you know it, my living room will be painted orange.
Well ... maybe not. But a nice cream color could really spice it up.
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lefty wrote on Dec 13, 2007 1:11 AM: